Remember when you were a kid and fantasized about having different parents?........Roy Rogers, Mickey Dora, Bernard Moitessier or if you were a little girl.....Annette Funicello, Sandra Dee, Susan Hiscock.....we all did it.......don't lie.......you did it......! My childhood is multiple decades past now.... but you know what?.....the other night that same childhood fantasy snuck up on me in a wee hours dream......What if my real father was................NIGEL CALDER!!!!! Man-o-man-o-man would my boating existence be simple..........Dad, my engine goes gurgle-cluck-clank and green smoke is pouring from my batteries when I turn on the DC blender....Ahhhh! "Its nothing son.........just take some white vinegar and pour it on the voltage regulator that is next to the AC/DC sine-wave compensator and and then re-calibrate your split phase starter circuit".......Uh....ok....hey what you doin?......can you come over?.....gotta a cold one waitin' for ya ........Oh yeah... that dream was sweeeeet.....! Hey Nigel did you ever meet a sweet little Polish girl named Zosha?
Peace to you my friends..........Happy New Year
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